- Book Title: Will & Patrick Wake Up Married
- Book Series: Wake Up Married #1
- Author: Leta Blake and Alice Griffiths
- Publisher: Leta Blake Books (October 26, 2015)
- Book Length: 112 pages
- Genre: Serial, Romance, Comedy
- Posting Date: October 28, 2015
Patrick sits down beside Will and rubs his hands together in anticipation. “So, what did Granny say? Can she free me from the shackles of our loveless union?”
Will puts his head in his hands. “It’s not going to be as easy as I hoped initially. It might take some time.”
“We knew that. How much time? A week? Two?”
“Maybe a month?”
“What?” Patrick’s voice is loud.
“Maybe more than a month? Possibly up to a year?”
Patrick’s eyes grow dark with anger. “Don’t tell me the all-powerful Eleanora Molinaro you were going on about so enthusiastically when you were convincing me of this half-baked scheme can’t make a little inadvertent marriage disappear.”
“Could you hold it down?” Will whispers. “Or do you want someone to hear?”
“Oooh, right, the Molinaro spies. Might have the place bugged. Guess I shouldn’t yell then? I’m not your toy, Will. I want a divorce and I want one now,” Patrick hollers.
Will glares at him. He raises his own voice, saying, “Don’t be so dramatic, baby!”
He stares Patrick down, daring him to say something else. “You know I love you more than life!”
Patrick looks daggers at him. “Who do you think you’re fooling, Will? The bellhops? The maids?” He wipes a hand across his face and rises. “You know, no. I can’t believe I’ve let your paranoia and insanity drag me across the country into this hornet’s nest of absurdity and—”
Patrick rants on, but Will’s not paying attention anymore, because Patrick’s tossing his new clothes onto the bed, and getting out his suitcases.
“Wait,” Will says, putting his hands on Patrick’s arms. “Wait, don’t.”
Patrick throws a shirt into the bag and sighs. “What do you want from me? I gave your plan a chance, but there is no way in hell I’m going to hang around this town for a year. Not when I could be at the Mayo Clinic or Cedars-Sinai or Vandy. Not when I can be honing my skills and expanding my practice. I am not small-town material, Will. I’m the big-time. I have absolutely no desire to play your loving spouse indefinitely and if
your grandmother can’t get us out of this mess? Well, I sure as hell can.”
“Look,” Will says. “I know you can. I just need you…no, no, stop that. You’re not going anywhere.” Will pushes Patrick, trying to move him away from the bags.
Patrick lurches toward him, gripping his forearms and shoving him back with surprising strength. “I’ve been pushed around enough in my life, Will. Now, if you’ll excuse me. I’m going to take care of this my way.”
Will breathes in hard. Terror and attraction jolts through him at once. He swallows and backs away from Patrick, his hands shaking, and his throat dry. Blood rushes in his ears.
Patrick picks up his bag and heads for the door. Will tries to block Patrick from getting it open.
“Really? It’s come to this? Holding me against my will?”
Will pushes the barely open door shut with a hard slam. “I don’t know what you’re talking about, Patrick. This is just our first lover’s spat. That’s all. The first of many to come in our long, wonderfully happy marriage.”
Patrick stares at him like he’s kind of impressed by this level of insanity. “Good God, you’re drinking your own Kool-Aid.”
“Yeah, well, it’s a very, very expensive drink.”
“You think you’re so clever don’t you?”
Will shrugs. “I think I don’t know what else to do.”